On that day we were all convinced by the smell, the size, and by our eyes to buy a hot dog… a famous fully loaded hot dog with homemade mustard, bbq sauce, cranberry relish, chili, and onions.
It was the biggest and messiest hot dog I have ever seen.
Everyone glanced our direction as they walked by and stared at our messiness. It was impossible to take a bite and not get something on your face or tumbling down your clothes. It clearly should have come with a bib and wipes.
And I am proud to say I ate the entire hot dog….but then I felt sick.