It smells like popcorn…I keep stepping on popcorn…and I don’t want to eat another piece.
It all started when we brought home our Christmas tree and realized that it not only was way too short and looked more like a bush, but it was also lopsided. Every time I walk in the room and see the tree it screams “TIMBER.” It is rather depressing especially since I come from a family that are the Michael Jordan of tree pickers.
We tried adding lights and ornaments, but ladies and gentlemen the tree is just sad. I had thoughts of bow, beaded garland…and finally came up with popcorn. I must have been really desperate as I looked at our Charlie Brown Christmas tree.
It is now three days later, I have swollen fingers, popcorn is all over the floor, the smell is lingering like a skunk…but our tree, well I think it is going to make it.